- You’ll look cool to your other anime nerds
- It helps organize the dust in your room
- So you can be poor
- You’ll see your favorite characters all the time then feel lonely
- You can bury yourself with them when you get lonely only to realize how sad your life is even more
- You cry
- Then you try to drown those feelings of loneliness and shame by buying more figures
- But you know it isn’t enough
- It’s never enough
- Anime was a mistake








